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Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ores Mined:	2864	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	1848	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6549	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Mines Excavated:	1295	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3218	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Farms Harvested:	693	Void Armor Forged:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4693
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5693
Potions Brewed:	156	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Divine Spears Created:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Players:	91/300	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1