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Cosmalverse

Bosses, crafting recipes, custom spells, Custom world, Dungeons, Leveling system, PvE, Roleplay, Some related tags that are not part of the Cosmalverse Minecraft server could be: MMORPG, Survival, Unique Biomes, Unique Mobs

Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	747	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3119	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Towns Built:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3