Blocky Bandits: Trespassers R Us

bandits, blocky, civil law, criminal law, land ownership, landowner rights, legal boundaries, legal consequences, legal issues, Liability, no trespassing, private property, property boundaries, property damage, property lines, property owners, property protection, property rights, Trespassers, trespasses, trespassing, unauthorized access, warning signs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trespassing into private property is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can steal your neighbor’s crops, build a secret underground lair in someone’s backyard, and prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Pig, a rare creature that farts rainbows and shoots glitter from its hooves.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	278
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1831	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4173
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	3735
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crops Grown:	7531	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	4237	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	671	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2484	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Farms Harvested:	1000
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Votes:	1521
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.