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Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	152	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	957096	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5388	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	1926
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2425	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	78
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	New Chunks Explored:	572108
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3445
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1234

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	179	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ores Mined:	5841	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	New Chunks Explored:	210554
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ores Mined:	9231	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1932	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9481	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ores Mined:	4612	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7