Blocky Bandits: Certified Fedophiles Edition

UncleGriefer420

business partners, Comatose, consequences, deathbed, difficult decisions, disagreement, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, final goodbye, forgiveness, grudges, last chance, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, stubbornness, uncle, UncleGriefer420

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Let me tell you a wild story to convince you to join us.

So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.

But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HireMe4Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, attitude, Communication, Dedication, employ, Employee, Experience, hire, HireMe4Minecraft, Integrity, leadership, motivation, problem solving, Professionalism, punctuality, qualifications, Reliability, Skills, smp, teamwork, top quality, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SecretBlockParty

concealed hobbies, confidential hobbies, confidential pursuits, covert enjoyments, guilty pastimes, guilty pleasures, hidden hobbies, hidden passions, personal hobbies, personal indulgences, private hobbies, private interests, private pastimes, secret hobbies, secret pastimes, SecretBlockParty, undercover activities, undercover hobbies, undercover pastimes, undisclosed hobbies, undisclosed pastimes

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater roller coaster with a secret entrance that only opens if you do the Macarena in real life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyRainbowLove

acceptance, civil rights, CraftyRainbowLove, cultural shift, Diversity, equality, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, landmark decision, legalizes, LGBT rights, LGBTQ community, love wins, Marriage equality, marriage rights, progressive, same-sex marriage, social change, Southeast Asia, thailand

YOOOOO U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Flu-Free Fun Zone

antiviral treatment, COVID-19 prevention, COVID-19 protection, cytokines, flu prevention, flu protection, FluFree, Fun, immune response, infection prevention, inflammatory cells, lung health, mice studies, nasal health, nasal spray, nasal spray research, pneumonia prevention, pneumonia protection, respiratory health, respiratory infections, viral infections, virus levels, Zone

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own nasal spray to protect against all the viruses, including the dreaded COVID-19! our virtual mice have tested it out and their lung virus levels dropped by 99.99%! you’ll be safe from flu, pneumonia, and any other nasty infections! build your own protective fortress and battle against the viruses in epic virtual battles! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Grass Stacks Modded Server: Where Kangaroos Rule and Blocks Drool!

2024.., admins, application, April, Ars Nouveau, blocks, Chipped, Decorative items, Discord, Drool, Dungeons, Events, GRASS, Kangaroos, Loot, mic, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, proximity voice chat, QoL mods, rule, Server, sophisticated backpacks, stacks, The Graveyard, town-building, Treasure, Vanilla

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted. Preferably 18+, looking for a chill ambiance on the server.
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods. Main feature mods include: Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture.
Commands	/home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication, emphasis on community and town building.
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, rewards, events, and treasure chests for community engagement.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join this Minecraft server?

Please check out the discord for application and more information: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. What makes Stack of Grass different from other Minecraft servers?

Stack of Grass offers a close knit community with a focus on socialising and world building. It provides an enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods to enhance gameplay.

3. Is there an age requirement to join Stack of Grass?

Preferably 18+ players are welcomed on the server to maintain a mature and chill ambiance.

4. What are some of the main feature Mods on the server?

Main feature mods include Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. There are also Quality of Life mods like Sophisticated Backpacks and Waystones.

5. Are there any in-game events or activities on the server?

Admins on Stack of Grass add scripted Dungeons, rewards, and events for community engagement. Players can also participate in town building and town events.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4624	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Boss Battle Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, avoiding jobbing, battle, Boss, Character development, Combat, defeating bosses, FANTASY, final boss, isekai, jobbing, leveling up, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, plot armor, power ups, Protagonist, Server, Skills, strategies, Tips, world-building

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the final boss in isekai worlds? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your boss-fighting skills without the fear of getting sent back to your boring old world!

Join us and experience a world where the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes and a love for disco music. But be warned, if you fail to defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your days in the server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but guarded by a group of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot. Can you out-dance the skeletons and claim your riches?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few dancing skeletons). See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Why Did My Wife Try To Join Minecraft SMP

body image, Communication, compassion, difficult conversations, emotional, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, Join, love, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, relationship, self esteem, sensitivity, sex, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding, weight, Wife

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server

BroCeremony, brother’s religious ceremony, BroWedding, compromise, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, event coordination, event scheduling, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, Financial implications, guest accommodations, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious traditions, Server, sibling rivalry, sibling support, wedding date, wedding expenses, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sticking to your original plans, just like this bride-to-be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feud, just like in this crazy story.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

AITAH, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, communication breakdown, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, generational differences, MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch, mother-daughter dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental support, personal boundaries, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	1538	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HeroFailsMC SMP

best, cautionary tale, Celebrity, Disappointment, disillusionment, encounter, Expectations, Experience, FAMOUS, Fan, Heroes, HeroFailsMC, Idol, lesson learned, letdown, Meet, Meeting, personal anecdote, regret, smp, Story, WORST

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoDirtNoDiamonds

individual rule, life guideline, life mantra, life motto, life principle, NoDirtNoDiamonds, personal belief, personal code, personal guideline, personal mantra, personal motto, personal philosophy, personal principle, personal rule, personal standard, rule in life, self-imposed rule, self-made rule, unique rule

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	148	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6395	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamy Face Mine

at least, dream analysis, dreams, dreamy, face, familiar faces in dreams, long tail tags: dream interpretation, Once, recurring dreams, seen, subconscious thoughts

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	538861	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Berry Bonanza Farm

Agricultural Technology, agriculture innovation, berry, berry production, bonanza, Farm, food production, food security, food sustainability, global food demands, indoor agriculture, indoor crop production, indoor farming, indoor farming industry, innovative farming methods, international collaboration., scientific research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, vertical farm technology, vertical farming, vertical farming benefits, vertical farming solutions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ores Mined:	4182

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Potions Brewed:	107	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2