Blocky Bandits: Certified Fedophiles Edition

bandits, blocky, CERTIFIED, Comments.., Community, Digital, dreamsooner, Edition, ENGAGEMENT, Fedophiles, Followers, HASHTAG, internet, likes, ONLINE, Platform, retweet, Share, social media, Status, trending, tweet, viral

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land in epic battles against the evil Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Unicorn Forest, where rainbow-colored horses roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that the rarest unicorn of them all can shoot lasers from its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and lava-spewing chickens!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Endless Night Skies:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Animals Bred:	151	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	150	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	244
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Votes:	5100
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	7207
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Emeralds Found:	8065	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!