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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8912 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
