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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2153 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
