Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5144	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Votes:	6923
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3464	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4655
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	7501
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2272

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	728
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Animals Bred:	189
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	107
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	3986
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?