Blocky Bagels & Bizarre Binds

acceptance, bagels, Beliefs, Binds, BIZARRE, blocky, conformity, culture, Expression, feelings, freedom, Identity, Individuality, Jewish, mental health, Metaphysical, personal growth, philosophy, Religion, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Spiritual Journey, Straitjacket, tradition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	346
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing tighter than the straitjackets are the friendships you’ll make!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava – talk about a relaxing soak!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5625
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Villages Defended:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Buildings Constructed:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	70
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	162	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6228	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1144	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	1822	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Mines Excavated:	3009
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	9195
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1235
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	185	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	58	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	642
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever