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CraftyCoupleGifts

5 years old, aita, alone, calling out, CraftyCoupleGifts, dinner time, EXCITEMENT, Experience, hurt, joint birthday present, joy, Party, PRESENT, Ridiculous, saturday, selfish, sharing, Son, Wife, work

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Star Shards Collected:	181
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Emeralds Found:	4938
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

arousal, awkward, Brain, BrainFlicker, desire, EMBARRASSING, funny, impulse, inappropriate, lustful, Minecraft, Random, sexual, Situation, smp, strange, Thoughts, Timing, Turned On, uncontrollable, unexpected, weird

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ores Mined:	1482

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Animals Bred:	171
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Runes Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

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THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3244	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	140177	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Crops Grown:	8116
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	724
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8