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Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	80
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3681	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Potions Brewed:	78
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	1595	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Crops Grown:	3660	Farms Harvested:	410
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6899
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7395
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5127
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	611	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6428	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Votes:	2465	Emeralds Found:	9496

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

Players:	97/900	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4