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PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2116	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9126	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6235	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6003

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10