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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2427	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	154
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	1888	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1659
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	4911	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6909
Runes Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	116
Farms Harvested:	317	Dragon Eggs Found:	4694

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crops Grown:	8602	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3068
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2128	Animals Bred:	59

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4851
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Votes:	4427	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	92/800	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	271
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	4