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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Crops Grown: 2386 Magical Moments Shared: 18
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Alien Abductions: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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