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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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