Blocky Bae’s Bizarre Adventures: Why Did Steve’s Ex Blow Up His Creeper Farm?! #MinecraftDrama

actions, Adventures, Baes, Behavior, BIZARRE, blocky, BLOW, confusion, creeper, Curiosity, Decision making, Enigma, Farm, irrational, MinecraftDrama, misunderstanding, motivation, Motive, perplexed, perplexing, perplexity, Psychology, puzzling, Questioning, reasoning, Steves, strange, Unclear

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	8792
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Not to mention, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks made of pure cheese. And don’t even get us started on the village of villagers who worship a golden chicken as their deity. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on this server. Join now and witness the wackiest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Because on our server, anything can happen – even pigs doing backflips while playing the violin! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and be a part of the madness!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	2768
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchantments Applied:	240	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Farms Harvested:	348
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	910588
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Farms Harvested:	248
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crops Grown:	6664
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	88	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Items Found:	4522
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!