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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Villages Defended: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Dimension Hops: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

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