Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6989
Endless Night Skies: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 176 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mines Excavated: 4706
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Crops Grown: 7900
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 4675
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Zombie Dances: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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