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LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	4358	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	844
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

advanced medical technology, Cancer, Cancer Cell Conversion, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, Cancer Cell Reversal, Cancer Cell Reversion, Cancer Cell Transformation, Cell State Conversion, Cell State Reversion, Colon Cancer Therapy, Colon Cancer Treatment, Crafters, cure, groundbreaking technology, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, new technology, Non-toxic Cancer Treatment, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Revert Cancer Cells, Side Effects Avoidance, Tumor Cell Treatment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	188
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Farms Harvested:	377	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6762	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Enchantments Applied:	52	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6035	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	7427
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4509	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Void Gems Collected:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8456
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	118
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	4393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39