Blocky Babies and Blasphemy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	1077	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Votes:	8480
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	4049
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3588	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	6970
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5