Blocky Babes Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ores Mined:	2740
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Girl Power Zone

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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RiskTakerMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	1017

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
New Chunks Explored:	596955	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	209	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	4846
Magic Items Found:	6313	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!