Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2695	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Animals Bred:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magic Items Found:	6158	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	482	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	150
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Farms Harvested:	534

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7000
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Potions Brewed:	199	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3