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Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1040	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Votes:	1558	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3317

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	3553

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crops Grown:	9478
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4044

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	5484	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bw.redlines.space:25903

CompCraft

Adventure, bandits, big farms, Caves, Community, CompCraft, Custom Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Dungeons, expert players, Expertise, Grief Protection, join us, money making, Quest, rare items, redstone engineering, smp, vanilla mechanics, Zombie Mini-Game

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	New Chunks Explored:	602572
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

We are a small, but growing semi-vanilla survival server. Our server is designed for players who seek a challenge and are ready to expand their knowledge of the game.

Features:

Quest
Dinosaur Fossils
Economy
Custom Rares
Custom Dungeons
Bandits
PvP
Grief Protection
Vanilla Mechanics
Zombie Mini Game

Discord: https://discord.com/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with additional custom features.
Can I join if I’m a beginner?	Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels.
Are there any in-game quests?	Yes, the server features quests for players to complete.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, there is PvP available for players who enjoy it.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	The server offers grief protection to safeguard player structures.

MysticCraft – EnigmaRealm 1.20.6

1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, EnigmaRealm, fuwamoco, homework edition, Members Chatting, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9804	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	90	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Animals Bred:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	269318

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a homework edition of a previous thread, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

We got members chatting at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/19, so mark your calendars, fam! And don’t forget to check out the previous stream, it’s so lit you’ll wanna watch it again and again!

Plus, we got debuts, 3D debuts, 3D lives, and so much more on our YouTube channel. And don’t even get me started on the merch, it’s fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, unless you’re a total square, in which case, why are you even here, bro? Let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

anger, Asshole, Bitchin, Boyfriend, Communication, degrading, disrespectful behavior., driveway shoveling, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, Minecraft, moms, morality, mother-daughter relationship, name-calling, parenting, partying, possessiveness, reaction, screaming, Server, sibling relationship, sick, verbal abuse, worthlessness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	1304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2