New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 92/100 Votes: 6690
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

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  • LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

    LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8730
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 56
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • BlockyBizarreQuest

    BlockyBizarreQuest
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 9515
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

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  • NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

    NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7512
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1018
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

    But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

    So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

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  • ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

    ElonCraft2020: EU Edition
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 1135
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 27890 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

    also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

    so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

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  • Crafty Shield Company

    Crafty Shield Company
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8235
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

    we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

    and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • Plastic Seafood Adventures

    Plastic Seafood Adventures
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3450
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 727541 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

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  • Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

    Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5326
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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  • CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

    CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 2553
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Votes: 7608 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

    But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

    So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

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  • MineCrafty Breaks

    MineCrafty Breaks
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7516
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Emeralds Found: 9447
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

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  • KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

    KurskKaboom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 612
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 184

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

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  • HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

    HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5796
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Zombie Dances: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

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  • Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

    Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7423
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

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  • Moonbat

    Moonbat
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 8896
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Version 1.21.1
    Description Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
    IP moonbat.ddns.net

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I grief on the server? Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
    Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
    Are there player events on the server? Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
    What minigames are available? Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

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  • Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

    Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7701
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 483
    Star Shards Collected: 222 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

    You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

    Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

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  • Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

    Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9617
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Crops Grown: 6694
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

    Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

    But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

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