Blocky Babes Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimension Hops:	6	Votes:	9031
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	828965
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being falsely accused of crimes you didn’t commit? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

We promise no crazy girls with AirPods will be screaming “RAPE” at you here. Just pure, unadulterated fun and creativity. Plus, if you happen to save someone from a car accident, we’ll actually believe you and not send you to jail.

So come join us and let’s build a world where women don’t call you a disgusting rapist freak fuck loser for simply trying to be a hero. Minecraft – where crazy accusations don’t exist, only endless possibilities!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	7831
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Emeralds Found:	1980	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3737	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3909	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	634127	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	504
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6996
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!