Blocky Babes & Building Bros: Where Creepers Explode and Chickens Lay Eggs

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	51068
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchantments Applied:	60

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1201	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides

canal fees, canal transit, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, free, free transit, global commerce, government ships, international relations, maritime law, panama, panama canal, political tension, RIDES, shipping rights, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade Route, Transportation, US State Department

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey!

Astro Block Party – 2032 Hit!

2032, asteroid, asteroid impact, Astro, astronomers, Astronomy, Astronomy News, BLOCK, Celestial, collision, danger, discovery, Earth, Hit, Impact, near-Earth object, OBJECT, Party, planetary defense, Risk, Science, Space, space exploration, space threat

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	793
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ASTRONOMERS WHO DISCOVER SHIZZ LIKE 196-FOOT ASTEROIDS DAT MIGHT CRASH INTO EARTH IN 2032! WE GONNA BUILD A GIANT SPACE SHIP TO ESCAPE AND SURVIVE DA APOCALYPSE! COME JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD DA SPACESHIP OF YO DREAMS! LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #ASTEROIDPARTY #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #SPACESHIPBUILDERSUNITE

MinersUA

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2938
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ores Mined:	7302	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Real life based and political server, where for us, freedom of choice is everything. You can use everything our server offers, and more. Your choices are unlimited as the game itself, but don’t be too happy: rules still exist.

65.108.73.224:40060

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1