Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing Minecraft on hard mode…while riding a llama blindfolded! We don’t discriminate against any players, whether you’re a black woman or a purple alien from outer space, everyone is welcome to join the chaos and madness that is our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84
Villages Defended: 9 Dimension Hops: 15
Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends

    LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got girders everywhere, like seriously, you’ll never see so many girders in one place. Why girders, you ask? Well, because girders are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, obviously.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to collect all the girders and harness their power to build the most insane structures you can imagine. Need a giant girder castle? We got you covered. Want to create a girder rollercoaster that defies gravity? We can make it happen.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Girder King, a mystical being who will challenge you to girder-building battles that will test your skills and creativity. Defeat the Girder King and earn the title of Girder Master, with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our girder-filled world and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’

    MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy on steroids!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE – set to release on April 18th, 2024 (in Minecraft time, of course). Battle fierce monsters, uncover ancient mysteries, and maybe even find a Chocobo or two along the way.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth where you can relive the iconic story with a Minecraft twist. Or check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions and lead your own army to victory in epic battles.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail where you can explore a vast world filled with magic and danger. Or travel back in time to Final Fantasy XI and experience the nostalgia of classic MMORPG gameplay.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience Final Fantasy like never before. Who needs a sword and shield when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor? Let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!
    Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

    Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

    ¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’
    Are you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Ores Mined: 2810
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

    Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

    CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds
    Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

    So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3178 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

    World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4954 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

    Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

    Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

    But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

    GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

    Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

    SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Animals Bred: 42
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 New Chunks Explored: 599620
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

    DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 155 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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