Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing Minecraft on hard mode…while riding a llama blindfolded! We don’t discriminate against any players, whether you’re a black woman or a purple alien from outer space, everyone is welcome to join the chaos and madness that is our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Dragons Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • VodkaCraft: This is Not Russia

    VodkaCraft: This is Not Russia
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated Russia in all its glory! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bears riding unicycles, vodka flowing like water, and babushkas serving up delicious blini to all our players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground potato farm run by a group of mischievous gopniks. Rumor has it they’ve even trained a pack of minecraft wolves to do their bidding.

    If you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join us today and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild version of Russia!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 200 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafting Chaos: Where Valorant Players Get Lost in Blocks

    Crafting Chaos: Where Valorant Players Get Lost in Blocks
    Are you tired of playing Valorant with randoms and not getting any compliments on your voice? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, every player will be required to compliment your voice before the game even starts!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly llamas appear out of nowhere and start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and enchanted gear. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the Ender Dragon drop sick beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, you might even find your soulmate who will send you a friend request just because they think you have a nice voice.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 New Chunks Explored: 192457
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Conspiracy: Airplanes Are Fake

    Crafty Conspiracy: Airplanes Are Fake

    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where airplanes aren’t real! We’ve uncovered the truth behind this massive conspiracy. The windows on airplanes? Just TV screens. The planes themselves? They actually move on underground tracks like a giant rollercoaster! And airports? They’re just train stations in disguise.

    But why all the deception, you ask? Well, it turns out the sky is full of monsters that the government doesn’t want us to know about. Those planes flying around? They’re actually the monsters themselves! The government created the Earth-trains to trick us into thinking they’re just harmless airplanes.

    Join our server and explore this wild conspiracy for yourself! Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181

    CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and memes galore!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant creeper that shoots diamonds instead of exploding? Or maybe you’ll be enticed by the rumor that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Minecraft world within our server. And rumor has it that if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more redstone!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Animals Bred: 128
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1914 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyTate’s LOLz Server

    CraftyTate’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!

    Join us and become part of a community where alphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.

    But that’s not all! On Tate Gen numbers 2, you’ll encounter insane adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

    So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to leave your penis-touching habits at the door.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness

    Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.

    And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty /b/ Builders

    Crafty /b/ Builders
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

    Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

    AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

    But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3087 Star Shards Collected: 157

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

    MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

    Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

    Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

    Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

    Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

    And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

    Previous Thread: >>74029492

    Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2782 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

    Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

    But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Zombie Dances: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

    Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

    Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

    So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mines Excavated: 1249
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

    CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!

    SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!
    Welcome to our Evil Elf Tats Perspective Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where evil elves roam freely, causing mayhem and spreading glitter everywhere they go. But beware, these elves are not your typical cute creatures – they have tattoos that give them special powers and make them extra mischievous.

    On our server, you can embark on quests to collect rare tattoo ink that will give you special abilities, like the power to turn your enemies into tiny elves or summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

    But be careful, because the evil elf queen is always watching, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of hide and seek to test your skills.

    So come join us on Evil Elf Tats Perspective and let your inner mischief-maker run wild in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Animals Bred: 197
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Potions Brewed: 37 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes

    Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9118 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY