Blocky Babes & Bros: Where Everyone’s a Pro, Even in Easy Mode!

Crafty Trannies in the City

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Petal Palace

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	72
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	171	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Blade Bash

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Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5780	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

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Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	371	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

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Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchantments Applied:	116
Emeralds Found:	384	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Towns Built:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Ninja Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3689
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3834
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3