Blocky Babes and Builders: The XXX Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Items Found:	1111

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ores Mined:	2443	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	174	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Votes:	8386
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	134	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2870	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gods Slained:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

What is the IP for Forever Nenaa Minecraft Server?

dandy, dandy’s world, dandy’s world funny moments, dandy’s world gameplay, dandy’s world roblox, dandys world update, indie game, Minecraft, Nenaa, roblox, roblox game, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

EnigmaCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, artistic integrity, Censorship, Community Backlash, content regulation, controversy, creative control, cultural impact, Developer perspective, EnigmaCraft, ethical concerns, game developers, gaming industry, industry standards, industry trends, lewd mods, player expectations, player experience, player feedback, sexual content, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why game developers hate lewd mods? Like, seriously, they’re missing out on all the fun! But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we embrace the lewdness to the max! Join us if you want to see Steve and Alex in some scandalous outfits, trust me, it’s a whole new level of blocky hotness. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs get down and dirty, it’s like a pixelated party that you don’t want to miss. So come on, join us and let’s show those game developers what they’re missing out on!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7639	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mines Excavated:	3881

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244