Blocky Babes and Bros: Crafting Chaos with a Side of Controversy!

simp, Exploitation, BEDROOM, stupid, double standards

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and make easy virtual money without even leaving your blocky bedroom! No need to mine for hours on end, just sit back and collect those virtual coins like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the richest player on the server, you’ll have a line of simps waiting to marry you in-game. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have it all in the Minecraft world? So come on, ladies, join our server and start stacking those blocks of cash!

No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP

unattainable love, unrequited longing, unrequited crush, unfulfilled desires, gf

Are you tired of not having a Jules girlfriend in high school? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee you’ll find your virtual Jules girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the most epic love story ever told in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs a real high school romance when you can have a virtual one with Jules? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

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New Server IP
MineCraftyFresh

shower schedule, shower frequency, bathing habits, MineCraftyFresh, showering frequency

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

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New Server IP
CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

investigation, U.S, border control, immigration, education

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground tunnel that takes u from india to canada to the u.s. it’s, like, a whole trafficking operation but, like, in a fun minecraft way, u know? u can sneak past border patrol and build ur own little hideout in each country. it’s, like, a wild adventure, man. join now and be part of the most insane journey of ur minecraft life.

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New Server IP
Blocky Diarrhea Cure

Puns, pharmaceutical industry, blocky, naming conventions, pharmaceuticals

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

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New Server IP
Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

study, Top, preventative measures, decay, healthcare costs

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!

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New Server IP

Blocky Babes and Bros: Crafting Chaos with a Side of Controversy!

No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP

MineCraftyFresh

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Blocky Diarrhea Cure

Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!