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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 New Chunks Explored: 891336
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 460

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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