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GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	724520
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Animals Bred:	189	Astral Projections Made:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6362	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	2283	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Void Gems Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2834
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1681

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

Players:	95/600	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2