BlockWars Minecraft Server

alliances, Battleground, blockwars, China, Competition, Diplomacy, economic interests, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, influence, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, Partnership, Politics, power struggle, russia, Server, Superpowers, Trade, trump, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	7931
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is battling china and russia in latin america!!! watch as they fight it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while building epic bases and conquering new territories. join trump’s army or team up with china and russia to take down the orange man once and for all. with custom plugins and crazy events, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for supremacy!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	260	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Votes:	1275	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	4554	Animals Bred:	158
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2373
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	715

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	1572

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	945	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ores Mined:	6485	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	391
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!