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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	230
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5932

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Emeralds Found:	7051	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	241	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5140

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	201
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	593675	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mines Excavated:	2316	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	629
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2