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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4426 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6055 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.
join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.
plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.
