yo, so this server is like the russian government on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? we spend over half a billion dollars to block VPN services, cuz we want to make sure no sneaky players can cheat or hack their way onto our server. we take security seriously, yo. plus, we got some crazy stories about russian spies infiltrating other servers and stealing all their diamonds. join us if you want a wild ride and some serious protection against VPNs, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Emeralds Found: 3358 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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