🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at creepers! 🏹

🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉

😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄

🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎

📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️

🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪

👮‍♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰

🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 29 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY