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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6802 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 1943 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?