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RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Towns Built:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ores Mined:	1965	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6908
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ores Mined:	7206	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crops Grown:	1361
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ores Mined:	2809	Dimension Hops:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crops Grown:	5295
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crops Grown:	5678
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Enchantments Applied:	282	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1950
Buildings Constructed:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	884883	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1663	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4672
Alien Abductions:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2012	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	1418
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5