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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7264 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 233 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!