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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3862 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3166 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!