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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 444 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 3194 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!