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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Crops Grown: 4572 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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