Blocktopia: The Safest Haven

blocktopia, climate change, environmental safety, global warming, Haven, political stability, Safe Area, safe city, Safe Community, safe country, Safe Environment, safe living, safe region, Safest, safest area, safest place, secure area, secure city, secure community, secure country, secure environment, secure living, secure region

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	223
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of worrying about political instability and the impending doom of global warming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is the safest place to live, with no corrupt politicians or rising sea levels to worry about.

Join us and build your dream home in a land where the sun always shines, the grass is always green, and the creepers are always friendly. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out any pesky mobs or griefers, so you can rest easy knowing your creations are safe.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of our world?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the safest and most exciting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4934	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	3381	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ores Mined:	4133
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchantments Applied:	205	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	3211

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2561	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	6989	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1534	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	706367
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Farms Harvested:	941	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5