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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Meteorites Collected: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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