Blocktopia Suicide Squad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Items Found:	7360
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crops Grown:	6240
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	63	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9607
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4787	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crops Grown:	4424	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Towns Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, BucketListBlox, Dream destination, dream vacation, dreams, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Minecraft, must do, once in a lifetime, smp, things to do before I die, top of the list, top priority, top travel destination, travel, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, Wishlist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

LifeCraft: Eternal Quest

aging, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, ETERNAL, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, health, IMMORTALITY, life expectancy, life span., LifeCraft, Longevity, mortality, personal values, perspective on life, purpose, quality of life, Quest, reasons for living, self reflection, Years

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Towns Built:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136

Are you tired of boring old servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, we have a special potion that will grant you immortality in the game. Imagine never having to worry about creepers blowing you up or falling into a pit of lava ever again!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.

So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!

CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommunists, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic meeting, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace process, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, russia, Saudi Arabia, Server, U.S, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Zombie Dances:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall, Diplomacy, economic stability, Europe, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global security, Government, international relations, national security, nato, North America, Politics, threat, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, wake up call

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Votes:	1662
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

and get this, our community is so lit, it’s like a party that never stops. we have build competitions where players go head to head to see who can create the most epic masterpiece. it’s like watching Picasso and Da Vinci duke it out in a creative battle royale.

plus, we have the most insane events that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a zombie apocalypse where players had to team up to survive and take down the undead horde. it was like living in a real-life horror movie, but with blocky graphics.

so, if you want to join a server that will make your minecraft experience unforgettable, then come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that never ends.

Fearless Mouse Brain

Animal Behavior, Brain, brain activity, brain mapping, brain regions, fear circuitry, fear conditioning, fear control, fear extinction, fear inhibition, fear management, fear modulation, fear processing, fear regulation, fear research, fear response, fear response in mice, fear suppression, FEARLESS, instinctive fears, mice study, Mouse, neuroscience

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn off your instinctive fears just like how scientists turned off fear in mice brains!! no more running from creepers or hiding from zombies, you’ll be fearlessly building your dream castle in no time! our server is like a magical brain map that makes all your fears disappear, so come on and join the fun! who needs fear when you have minecraft? let’s get building, gamers!

EDITSWORLD server minecraft

1.16.5, 1.20.1, administration, banner, Client, Cozy, EditsWorld, Game, GRIFFER, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, opinion, Play, Players, Project, Server, Small, Versions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7734	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

About us: Griffer server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to the opinion of everyone. Thank you if you choose us!

Dear visitor, you got into the group dedicated to the game project Editsworld. If you are here for the first time, then we are glad to invite you to play on our server, for this you just need to enter the IP: mc.editsworld.ru in your game client. We work on versions [1.16.5-1.20.1]

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9782	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0