Blocktopia Minecraft Server

APPEAL, BLOCK, blocktopia, Brazil, Brazilian government, challenge, Constitutional, court system, decision, judge, Judiciary, Justice, law, Legal, Minecraft, Nationwide, panel, precedent, Ruling, Server, SUPREME COURT, unanimous, uphold

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	217	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is so lit that even the brazil supreme court is talking about it. they were all like, “yo, this server is so epic, we gotta block it nationwide to prevent too much fun.” but like, that just made everyone want to join even more, cuz who doesn’t love a little rebellion, amirite?

join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6867	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5053
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	502
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magic Items Found:	3484
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	796468	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9998	Votes:	9558
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Love Letters Sent:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	711	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	286	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Emeralds Found:	833
Dragon Eggs Found:	2373	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Villages Defended:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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