Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY